Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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