u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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