no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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