dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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