My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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