Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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