Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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