I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
tell me about the fingering
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