I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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