I like my sex mixed with concussions.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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