I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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