you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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