they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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