I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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