Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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