i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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