I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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