i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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