Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Where is the hickey?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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