I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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