I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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