I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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