Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
