Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I will pee on everything he values.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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