I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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