Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
