Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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