It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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