why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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