Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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