I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Randomize
