dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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