She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
