I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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