turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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