would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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