Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
