Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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