i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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