If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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