I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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