I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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