Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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