Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Terrible idea I love it
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