found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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