Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
