I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
