We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
The power of my boobs compel you
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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