she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
