Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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