Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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